You are a solid photon – you light up my life like nobOdy else.
Thanks for sticking it through with me in all the terribly sucky times and for rejoicing with me when I’m happy. I get nervous telling people some jokes sometimes but even if it’s a bad joke I know it’s ok to tell them to you.
THE MARGINAL RETURNS OF HANGING OUT WITH YOU WILL NEVER DECREASE.
ps. Boom, nailed it.